Well, now you're going to!
Cobb Salad -- they insist the one, the true, the authentic Cobb is as made by the now-gone Brown Derby restaurant in L.A. There are still about sixteen bajillion hits for "Cobb salad recipe," though. I think you'd like it, especially since you like avocados.
The recipe -- along with some history
Whatever you do, don't let this salad get too wet. You end up with this insipid lake of salad remnants at the bottom of the bowl -- sort of a vegetable slough. Keep the lettuce nice and dry and any liquids in the dressing minimized.