No, I wasn't kidding.
Although in the 8 hours or so since I made that screenshot, there's been 60,000 hits on "Gay Bowel Syndrome" as everyone who sees the image goes "Huh? I knew the Americans were all obsessed with anal sex, but what the fuck is THAT?" and clicks it.
And now,
There are things you simply SHOULD NOT SAY about that woman's children.