You know I didn't like the cock theme at first, but I'm really warming to it now.
Especially as I'd love a bit of cock at Christmas and this is the closest I'm likely to come
I know it's early doors yet, but could I get an idea of the rough time for the unwrapping? Some of us are going to have to stay up late or set our alarms early either way, so I might mention it offhand next time I talk to my Mum
Oh that's a point... wonder if I should have given her address? Nah - we're not getting there til Christmas Eve and if it's cutting it that fine I'll just do without it.