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lumberjim · 11-06-2007, 01:35 PM

a proctologist goes to the bank to deposit his paycheck. at the counter, he reaches into his shirtpocket for a pen with which to endorse his check, but retrieves his rectal thermometer instead. He looks at the thermometer, then at the teller...then back at the thermometer, and says, "Aw, would you look at that.....Some asshole has my pen!"

11-06-2007, 01:35 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	a proctologist goes to the bank to deposit his paycheck. at the counter, he reaches into his shirtpocket for a pen with which to endorse his check, but retrieves his rectal thermometer instead. He looks at the thermometer, then at the teller...then back at the thermometer, and says, "Aw, would you look at that.....Some asshole has my pen!" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan