[lumberjim]

[english accent] Do you drive?.......(yes) can you give us a lift back to me castle? [/english accent]

or

hey....wanna get a pizza and screw?....what, you don't like pizza?

but seriously....

if you got nuthin to talk about.....you cant fake it. just talk about what you would talk about with your friends. if you're into d&d....you should try to talk about that.....maybe you'll run into someone with the same interest....maybe not...but at least you'll not be wasting your time trying to impress a girl. remember that they are just as scared and boring as you are. you could even talk about what kinds of things you should talk about. kind of a seinfeldian approach.