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Dingleschmutz · 10-26-2007, 02:57 PM

Outside the main stretch of bars in the city where I went to school, there were two guys that owned gyro stands. These things were the best drunk food EVER. Once the bars let out at 2:00, people would be lined up around the block waiting for one.

The only downside to the best drunk food ever is that if you drunkenly pass out when you get home before brushing your teeth, the combination of lamb, feta cheese, and cucumber dill sauce will make for a case of morning breath so rancid, the CDC will be circling your house in helicopters and bio-suits by the time you wake up.

10-26-2007, 02:57 PM	#10
Dingleschmutz is not a palindrome... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Des Moines Posts: 341	Outside the main stretch of bars in the city where I went to school, there were two guys that owned gyro stands. These things were the best drunk food EVER. Once the bars let out at 2:00, people would be lined up around the block waiting for one. The only downside to the best drunk food ever is that if you drunkenly pass out when you get home before brushing your teeth, the combination of lamb, feta cheese, and cucumber dill sauce will make for a case of morning breath so rancid, the CDC will be circling your house in helicopters and bio-suits by the time you wake up.