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Do limericks count? I wrote some on serial killers one day when I was bored.
Jeffery Dahmer
So Wisconsin's a dairy state, is it?
Perhaps we'll give Jeffery a visit.
Though his kitchen's quite ghoulish
We shouldn't be foolish;
His head cheese is simply exquisite!
Ed Gein
Though some say he crossed o'er the line,
Ol' Ed Gein did try to combine
His need for some lampshades
With the use of some dead maids
And invented interior design.
Jack the Ripper
Though Jack went to visit a grayed whore,
He wasn't looking to get laid more.
With his surgical kits
He took naughty bits,
So he certainly "got" what he paid for.
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