remember all the dead baby jokes?
Whats red and squirms in the corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.
Whats green and sits in the corner?
The same baby 2 weeks later.
Whats blue and squirms in the corner?
A baby playing with a plastic bag!!!!
Whats red and squirms on the ceiling?
A baby on a playing on a meat hook.
Wanna know how sick i really am?
I THINK i made this one up, but i was
at the time.
Whats black and squirms in the corner?
A freshly skinned baby in a black bin liner full of salt!!!