And, as long as we're on the subject, a friend of mine told me this old saw the other day:
"Easter - The holiday when Jesus rolls away the stone and emerges from cave. If he sees his shadow, the Jews get 2,000 more years of bad luck!"
My apologies to those who I've offended...should be almost everybody, if my calculations were correct.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog
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