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Old 10-19-2007, 08:46 PM   #27
Aliantha
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How do you catch a polar bear?

You go to the north pole with a shovel and a bag of frozen peas.

You did a big hole in the snow and put peas all around the edges.

You wait for a polar bear to go for a pea, then kick him in the icehole.
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