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Why you shouldn't flirt
A couple were invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being
a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be
spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awoke without pain and
as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't
know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the
party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the
dance floor, dancing with every woman he could and copping a little feel
here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather
seductive lady herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his
time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was
her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in
her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had
passionate sex in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she
slipped away and went home and put the costume away.
She was sitting up reading when her husband came in, so she asked what kind
of time he had.
"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not
there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare
room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all
night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to my Dad.
Apparently he had the time of his life!!"
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