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Mine are called pizza and beer
as are the two beneath them...
My ex suggested naming my breasts when we first got together and I thought that was very creepy. He admitted in the same conversation that his ex had named his penis (and presumably he named her bits in response). It weirded me out for days, then I remembered she was 16 when he started dating her...
(and no, I never asked what she called it, but she signed her letters Miss Mouse, so I can only assume she was small and verminous down below)
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