[lumberjim]

1. He has a cane with a sword in it
2. He is an atheist
3. he has a vast collection of pipes
4. He is an atheist
5. He frequently poses for pictures with said pipes
6. He is an atheist
7. He carves and poses with various staffs
8. He is an atheist
9. He has leather vests...and poses in them
10. He is an atheist
11. He was a Model
12. He is an atheist
13. He got paid as such
14. He is an atheist
15. He was an actor
16. He is an atheist
17. He was a bouncer
18. He is an atheist
19. He has a tazer
20. He is an atheist
21. He was a teacher/prof
22. He is an atheist
23. He was a rancher
24. He is an atheist
25. He was a chef
26. He is an atheist
27. He can score 170 on children's IQ tests
28. He is an atheist
29. He can figure out your true nature very quickly
30. He is an atheist
31. He can find your crazy G spot
32. He is an atheist
33. He has several guns
34. He is an atheist
35. He does NOT believe in God
36. He renounces religion
37. He is an atheist
38. He does NOT believe in God
39. He is an atheist