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Originally Posted by Brianna
What the hell is an orange tim tam?
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The Tim Tam is the greatest thing on this planet.
Take two chocolate wafer biscuits, and put them either side of a layer of chocolatey cream. Coat the result with a thick layer of chocolate. Hmmmm. This is a Tim Tam.
Better yet, get the double coated version: add a second layer of chocolate around the first. Hmmmmmmmmmm.
There are many variations: orange, mint, dark, white, coffee...
Wanna be really indulgent? Do a Tim Tam Slam.
1. Bite a little off each end (or opposite corners), and what you have is two porous biscuits inside an impermeable chocolate tube. This can function like a straw.
2. Make a hot beverage. Coffee, mocha, or Milo are best. Some perverts use tea. This is wrong.
3. Hold one end of the Tim Tam in your mouth, and lower the other end into the drink. Suck the drink through the biscuit. The drink will dissolve the biscuitty part, and melt the chocolate, whereupon you gulp the biscuit into your mouth. If you time it right you can get simultaneous coffee, crumbly biscuit, and melted chocolate in you mouth. Ahhhgggghghghghghg.
Of course, if you get the timing wrong you may have mess everywhere or a choking hazard. It is worth the risk.
There are many demonstrations on youTube. I think the best is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm0N8...elated&search=