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Old 04-12-2003, 07:28 AM   #7
wolf
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Originally posted by Skunks
They say Oceania's nice this time of year.
Not since the gun registation/confiscation deal.

Crime rate's up, esp. home invasion robberies.

I have a deal with one of my doc's at work. He's from Ghana and intends to retire there. He's one of their traditional hereditary tribal chiefs (really). He says that although white americans are a rarity there, they get treated really well. (and this is throughout the course of several revolutionary govt's.)

Land's REALLY cheap. And he needs a Head of Security for his royal compound. (I've already been discussing design issues on his residence, which he is in the course of designing and building, that will be of assistance in this regard.)

(He was talking about a friend of his who spends time every night on his front porch and fires a couple of shots in the air. This "discourages" the "bad people," because they won't come near anyone with a firearm. Sounds like a good time. It may be a little hot for my tastes though.)
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