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Here's the version I got from hubby:
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
> 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
> would take a few inches off of your butt!!' His wife was not amused,
> and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
>
> The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his
> drawer.
> 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
> appeared when he shook them out. 'April,' he hollered into the
> bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
>
> She replied with a snicker, 'It's not talcum powder......it's' Miracle
> Grow'.
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