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jinx has a gift. her burps turn heads in loud taprooms. my dad decided she was 'the one' after hearing her burp once in our early dating years.
we should, i think, at this stage, point out that this discussion came about because i gave her the user title ' never farts. ever.'
it's an exaggeration, obviously...she's not a seagull...i think it has to do with diet. she doesn't like bread...or beer......and her bacardi silvers are burpfodder.
Ok....now that we've discussed my lovely dainty wife's upper and lower GI function in great detail...I'm late for my beating.....It's always better if I just have her beat me first and tell her why afterwards. don't fear for me...it's worth it to me to bring you folks this level of entertainment.
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality
Embrace this moment, remember
We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan
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