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monster · 09-20-2007, 10:16 PM

Bri, you're right. It's going to fuck up your sex life. BUT NOT PERMANENTLY. And it's probably a good thing. If you read raunchy fiction, you don't want "bodice-ripper" to pertain to mastectomy scars.

You're all right, Bri will still be as sexy as ever, but it will take time for her to feel as sexy as ever. But it will happen. I suspect we may need a ticketing system to manage the queue for those who want to show their appreciation of her sexiness when she's ready to hear it. I volunteer to hand out the timed tickets at a mere nickel a piece. I expect to be able to retire on the profits before the new year.

09-20-2007, 10:16 PM	#29
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Bri, you're right. It's going to fuck up your sex life. BUT NOT PERMANENTLY. And it's probably a good thing. If you read raunchy fiction, you don't want "bodice-ripper" to pertain to mastectomy scars. You're all right, Bri will still be as sexy as ever, but it will take time for her to feel as sexy as ever. But it will happen. I suspect we may need a ticketing system to manage the queue for those who want to show their appreciation of her sexiness when she's ready to hear it. I volunteer to hand out the timed tickets at a mere nickel a piece. I expect to be able to retire on the profits before the new year. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart