Does your wife complain about your drinking? Here’s what to do. Raise it from 5 ounces a day to 7 ounces a day. Take the heat. Then promise to cut back to 5 ounces, and make a token move in that direction.- Michael Rozeff
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you.
- Louis D. Brandeis
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