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Originally posted by antibitch
Ok,fine, Elspode. You're a down-home, country-fair, panties-at-your-ankles slut. Is that better?
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Woo hoo! At last, a job with a title!
Is there a certificate that goes along with this? Some people want proof before putting out, and I'd hate to have to disappoint the ladies. I'd keep it in my wallet, right next to a fresh rubber and my HIV-Free testimonial letter from my doctor.