[lumberjim]

"It's not just the headline that gets readers," says lumberjim, a bombastic boardie who boasts of his brilliant barrages of BS. "You have to make the post sound like a newspaper article, too. A simple period just won't do!"

He insists that to make a thread memorable, you have to continue the insult within the thread so that other folks are inspired to respond. He further recommends at least one more string of alliteration within the piece to complete the formula. "Let this be a lesson to the limey's and other lackwitted limpwrists that like to ape an absolute artists awesome aptitude for alliteration," he says.

This reporter thinks 'LJ' as he is sometimes known, has a highly hampered helping of humility in his humongous head.