Well....more of a flaming cock really..
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/200708...b7e5c6f_1.html
I shouldn't laugh. It's not a funny story, it's barbaric and vile...but this line did raise a slight chuckle:
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woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.
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