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Originally Posted by Shawnee123
"Woman, 42, dead after braving raging river waters to catch a glimpse of the Perseid meteor shower. An entire community mourns. Film at 11."
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That assumes you told someone why you were going out. With your luck, it would be more like, "Woman, 42, dead after falling into the river. Police suspect she was intoxicated with alcohol and multiple street drugs. Film at 11."