El, Brilliant.
Syc, I think this is a LOT better than Sycamore runs for mayor of Phila ... you were in danger of actually winning that one, given the level of competition, and if you win, you actually have to do all the mayoral stuff for the next four years, even if you do it poorly, you still have to make a show of it. (It might have been cool, though, locating the new stadium complex somewhere like chestnut hill, mebbe on the old Rizzo property?)
Don't forget ... Ciara could do hair and makeup. And if you do the show, there's nothing stopping YOU from going for the John Deere Green with Yellow Trim discussed elsewhere.