Oh, yes, that's a fine choice. We can take care of that right away.........There, it is magnificent! Your skin is breathtaking - smooth, supple alabaster. Helen of Troy would be envious, Aphrodite could not contain her jealousy, Guinevere would......ah, but I waste your time with such pedantic drivel. Allow me to proceed directly to the heart of the matter - you must step up onto this pedestal so that our technicians may ply their craft. Yes, your absolute beauty will be preserved for posterity, a museum piece frozen in time.
I wish it weren't so humid.
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