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Old 07-20-2007, 11:03 AM   #2
Shawnee123
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Ketchup in my cleavage
Ketchup in my cleavage
Why oh why is there ketchup in my cleavage?

It rolled off my fry
Took off on the fly
And now I ask why
Is there ketchup in my cleavage?

Could it just be fate
Saying I shouldn't've ate
But the fry tasted great 'cept for
Ketchup in my cleavage.

I guess I shouldn't care
Because the Big Guy upstairs
Made it miss my outerwear
That ketchup in my cleavage.

S'pose I'll take a clue
That fries ain't no stew
Next time I won't do
No ketchup in my cleavage.
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