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Two rednecks walk into a Dairy Queen.
While having a couple of Blizzards, when suddenly a woman at a nearby table, eating a Coney dog, begins to cough and choke.
One of the guys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?"
The woman begins to turn blue, eyes widen and shakes her head no.
The redneck strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth. She begins to breathe again.
The redneck ambles smugly back to his table to a thunderous round of applause.
His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it."
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