[Uisge Beatha]

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

That's not a tanker, it's a shark!

Hmm, maybe a Land Shark?


_____Woman: [not opening the door] Yes?
_____Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
_____Woman: What?
_____Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
_____Woman: Who is it?
_____Voice: [pause] Flowers.
_____Woman: Flowers for whom?
_____Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.
_____Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
_____Voice: [pause] Candygram.
_____Woman: Candygram, my foot. Get out of here before I call the police. You're the shark, and you know it.
_____Voice: I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
_____Woman: A dolphin? Well...okay. [opens door]