[Whit]

     Feh, Sycamore you show your ignorace of the area. The number of strip clubs in Fayetteville has been growing and there will soon be a strip club for every ten college girls. (Actually it's kinda creepy) Between them there is enough seating for all of your forces, so make sure you pay your men in dollar bills...
     At least the lucky portion of your men will fall pray to such. For those that go into the hills I suggest you show them "Deliverance" as a training film so they will know what is expected of them. They will also not return, but the dollars are not so important.
     Even if you were to have some special forces that managed not to fall pray to these pitfalls any travel further south would lead them into the religious and depression zones. In these areas the churches are open every night except Thursday and the bars stay open 'till five in the morning. Even more sadly is the fact that this is not an exaggeration. Do not send your troops if you wish to see them again. Also, we don't need anymore people looking for jobs around here at the current time.
     If you need more convincing perhaps I could direct you to a newspaper article in which police with cadaver dogs find bodies buried in the woods, and say that it might be foul play.
     For the record the stuff about the churches, the bars and the bodies is all true.