This reminds me.
#1 I have had to pull my pants up lately. I thought you were spying at work on me. My name begins with a k.
#2. I havn't wanted to use this but I have been curious about a certain liquid that makes people euphoric. It starts with an 'A'. I want to say Absolut but I know that isn't it.
Although a good bottle of Absolut downed in one sitting has made many a brave man.