My Grammy wishes for next year:
- Lifetime award and sincere industry apology to Napster founder Shawn Fanning
- Lifetime award to the folks who started Winamp
- New categories for awards: Best New Technology (Recording), Best New Technology (Distribution), Best Independent Label, Best Independent Artist
- Clear Channel execs banned at door, roughed up by security
- Similar treatment for Mariah Carey
- Triumph the Insult Comic Dog must be sole presenter for all awards where Eminem is nominated
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