UGLY BOOB AHEAD!
Okay, I have to explain this one.  When I was 8 years old, I was burned badly.  I went out in our backyard to play with leftover fireworks on the morning after the Fourth of July.  Dropped the match on the nightgown I was wearing (before the days of flame-retardant kid's sleepwear) and WHOOSH! I was on fire. Nowadays we teach kids to stop, drop & roll, but that was way before that.  My dad had to catch me and throw me in the swimming pool (two feet away).  
So, I have third degree burn scars covering the side of my torso, and skin graft, etc.  Hence--ugly boob.  
It's what really got me into body modification--tattoos first.  I thought--why not put something on my body that I really like.  Anyway--no cooter shots, just an ugly boob for ya.  When I was thinking about piercing my nipple, I had to think--should I dress up the sow's ear? 
