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Hubris Boy · 09-13-2001, 07:19 PM

Militant left-wing extremists will resort to any extremist lengths to make their militant extremist beliefs known, to the exent of deliberate, extremist lying or extremistly distorting facts in order to accomodate them to their militant left-wing extremist views. When extremists resort to such militant extremist tactics, the best way to deal with these extremists is through humor.

We know these militant extremists by these extremist signs: turgid left-wing prose, militant extremist disregard for the most basic rules of grammar, an equally left-wing extremist disregard for the truth, a militant left-wing extremist inability to differentiate fact from opinion, and a mistaken extremist belief that verbosity is semantically equal to erudition.

Militant left-wing extremists having been fouling this forum, unfettered, with militant extremist gibberish for quite long enough. This militant extremism must be stopped. Henceforward, all militant extremist posts will be met with a firestorm of derision and ridicule. This policy will be pursued with vigor and with glee, and will continue, unabated, until the militant extremists are driven from the temple. Or at least until they buy a fucking thesaurus.

Militant extremists should consider themselves warned.

09-13-2001, 07:19 PM	#19
Hubris Boy Keymaster of Gozer Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Patapsco Drainage Basin Posts: 471	Militant Extremists Militant left-wing extremists will resort to any extremist lengths to make their militant extremist beliefs known, to the exent of deliberate, extremist lying or extremistly distorting facts in order to accomodate them to their militant left-wing extremist views. When extremists resort to such militant extremist tactics, the best way to deal with these extremists is through humor. We know these militant extremists by these extremist signs: turgid left-wing prose, militant extremist disregard for the most basic rules of grammar, an equally left-wing extremist disregard for the truth, a militant left-wing extremist inability to differentiate fact from opinion, and a mistaken extremist belief that verbosity is semantically equal to erudition. Militant left-wing extremists having been fouling this forum, unfettered, with militant extremist gibberish for quite long enough. This militant extremism must be stopped. Henceforward, all militant extremist posts will be met with a firestorm of derision and ridicule. This policy will be pursued with vigor and with glee, and will continue, unabated, until the militant extremists are driven from the temple. Or at least until they buy a fucking thesaurus. Militant extremists should consider themselves warned.