I didn't mean to imply you are the apogee of everything American - although I wouldn't mean it as an insult if I did.
For example the things you can grow in your garden (no tomatoes grown outdoors like that in the UK I swear, nor peppers neither) and the band website. Also the descriptions of where you play with the band. It would be odd for a part-time UK band to finance a trip to Philly for one night after all