1)Draft beer at a buck a glass rather than paying a buck and a half for a bottle (serious)
2)Put sub-par gas in the 'ghini (not serious)
3)I completely agree about the phone! (serious)
4)Make enough dinner for leftovers for lunch (serious)
5)No cable (serious)
6) Wear last season's shoes (semi-serious; by last season I mean 6 years ago)
