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Undertoad · 06-04-2007, 07:50 PM

OK, here's a case where the remote control is so shitty as to be life-threatening.

You thought it was hard to hit the pause button in the dark, now try it at 80 MPH when some crazy-ass motherfucker has just cut you off on the exit ramp!

What we clearly need, people, are big-ass buttons that say

SORRY

and

THANKS

and

FUCK YOU

These big red buttons should have rounded edges, and should be visible in different colors and shapes, in the driver's peripheral vision, so that the driver does not inadvertently select the wrong one.

This one is not like picking the wrong intermittent wiper setting. You are communicating with average human beings. This could be your life, people.

06-04-2007, 07:50 PM	#742
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	OK, here's a case where the remote control is so shitty as to be life-threatening. You thought it was hard to hit the pause button in the dark, now try it at 80 MPH when some crazy-ass motherfucker has just cut you off on the exit ramp! What we clearly need, people, are big-ass buttons that say SORRY and THANKS and FUCK YOU These big red buttons should have rounded edges, and should be visible in different colors and shapes, in the driver's peripheral vision, so that the driver does not inadvertently select the wrong one. This one is not like picking the wrong intermittent wiper setting. You are communicating with average human beings. This could be your life, people.