[Rexmons]

heres a long one but it's one of my all time favorites:

A man goes to Las Vegas and loses everything but his plane ticket home. Trying to get home, he leaves the casino and sees a lone taxi cab waiting for customers, parked in front. He approaches the cab driver and asks how much a ride to the airport costs. When the driver replies the fare will cost $16 dollars, the man begins pleading his case to the driver, explaining his poor luck, and that he promises to pay the driver back, once home. The driver, having heard this type of story before, promptly kicks the man out of his taxi and tells the man to get lost. The man ends up walking all the way to the airport just in time to catch his flight. Some time goes by and the young man decides to press his luck in Vegas once again. This time his luck changes and he wins a very large sum of money. After cashing out the man decides to take his winnings and go home. When he steps outside the casino, this time he sees twenty cabs all lined up waiting for customers. He recognizes the last cab driver in the line, as the man who so rudely turned him down during his last visit. The young man, wanting payback, approaches the very first cab in line, instead. Once in the cab the man asks the cabbie "hey, how much for a ride to the airport?" To which the cabbie replies "that'll be $16 bucks", to which the young man replies "and how much would it cost me for you to give a blowjob the entire way there?" Infuriated the cab drivers says "get the fuck outta my cab before I beat the shit outta you, you fuckin faggot!" The young man immediately gets out of the first cab and jumps into the second cab and begins to ask the same questions, to which he receives the same response. The young man does this again to the third cab, fourth cab, and every single cab until he reaches the last cab, who happens to be the driver who treated him so poorly during his last visit. Once inside it becomes apparent the driver doesn't recognize him, so the young man asks "hey buddy, how much is it for a ride to the airport?" The driver replies "That's gonna cost you $16 bucks." The man says "sounds good" and the driver starts the car and gets ready to bring the man to his destination. As the driver begins pulling away from all the other taxi's in line, the young man rolls his window down, and gives them all a big smile and two thumbs up.