If I didn't know that Bean was smaller than the infamous "round thing" (notice, I didn't type it either in case I was overheard
) that would be an extremely intimidating picture.
It is a very COOL picture, nonetheless.
Have you ever, just for your own (and ultimately our) amusement ever considered purchasing a rawhide bone intended for a much larger dog? I'm not saying get the one that's sized for Maximus, but one that would be to scale for, say, a German Shepherd?