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elSicomoro · 02-20-2003, 08:29 PM

Okay, folks...if you haven't yet shoveled the snow off your sidewalk (or have not paid someone to do so), you are a worthless human being...the end.

Now then, if you have, great! Pat yourself on the back...good job! However...

Under that snow is a bit of ice. And if the temps fall low enough tonight, some of that melted goo will refreeze, creating more ice.

So people! You have to follow up on that shoveling. Maybe a little more shoveling, or some salt will do the trick.

Now, how does this apply to Cellar Dwellars? It doesn't, unless you live in the Far Northeast section of Philadelphia...

Here's the deal. If you live in the 3200-3300 blocks of Red Lion Rd., and you haven't cleaned up your sidewalk properly, and I slip and fall and hurt myself...

I'm going to sue the shit out of you. By the time I'm done, I will own your nice house, your nice cars, and for all practical purposes, YOU.

So let's get to work, eh?

02-20-2003, 08:29 PM	#64
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Okay, folks...if you haven't yet shoveled the snow off your sidewalk (or have not paid someone to do so), you are a worthless human being...the end. Now then, if you have, great! Pat yourself on the back...good job! However... Under that snow is a bit of ice. And if the temps fall low enough tonight, some of that melted goo will refreeze, creating more ice. So people! You have to follow up on that shoveling. Maybe a little more shoveling, or some salt will do the trick. Now, how does this apply to Cellar Dwellars? It doesn't, unless you live in the Far Northeast section of Philadelphia... Here's the deal. If you live in the 3200-3300 blocks of Red Lion Rd., and you haven't cleaned up your sidewalk properly, and I slip and fall and hurt myself... I'm going to sue the shit out of you. By the time I'm done, I will own your nice house, your nice cars, and for all practical purposes, YOU. So let's get to work, eh?