BBQ? ribs? thick meat patties drooling sauce . . . fluffy buns . . . dare I say it? (whispers)
hot dogs?
so, you want personal? I divorced my drunk husband 20 years ago, and I'm
so happy to be single. Can barely take care of myself, let alone any others. And yeah, I'm menopausal. Thank god. Want to make something of it? Huh? Huh?
and no, I don't normally hear voices. What's that? Uh . . . excuse me.
I think I hear someone calling me . . .