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An adrenalin rush can give some folks the urge to urinate. YMMV.
Yeah, those civic officers are asshats. I suppose they do a needed job, but my encounters with them have usually been in opposition. Small town mentality, ya know?
This one loser in the Parks Department in this town followed me around a lake to tell me that my dog needed to be on a lead. No one was in the park save the Parks guy and me, and my dog had been swimming. She was on the lead when she was out of the water before and after, but the uniform said I was in violation, etc., etc. Apparently dog swimming is allowed, but the dog must be on a lead even while swimming. He had spotted me through binoculars taking my dog off lead and putting her back on. I could have sucked it up and dealt with it, but he wasn't very smart and had to repeat the same tired words four times. I was irritated before he got through with the second iteration. I get very haughty with people like that. It's too easy for people to assume I must be stupid as if the degree of blondeness confers idiocy. Yeah, bite me, Bozo.
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