Quote:
Originally Posted by Undertoad
That puts me in mind of:
I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit
Last night when I walked into my bathroom
I stepped in a big pile of
(chorus)
Shaving cream, be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen
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I love this line:
When I was in France with the Army
One day I looked into my kit
I thought I would find me a sandwich
But the darn thing was loaded with shhh...
...Shaving Cream