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I smoked a cigarette. The Smoke Police didn't show up, but they very well could have. Next law: gun down people the minute they leave a bar.
Someone has posted a sign on the outskirts of town, which the city has not found a way to touch. It reads:
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Bend over and grab your ankles.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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