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BigV · 05-21-2007, 04:56 PM

An American purchases and moves into a very remote farmhouse in the Shetland Islands. One, two, three months go by and he sees no one. Finally, there's a knock on the door. When the American answers it, he sees a wild-looking bear of a man practically filling the door frame, rough wool sweater, rough full beard and a rough accent.

"I'm here to invite ye t' a paaarty."

"Well! That's very nice of you, I'd love to come to a party."

"But I have to warn ye, it'll be a wild Shetland paarty. There will be wild Shetland dancing."

"I'm light on my feet; when I was in college I enjoyed going to all the dances."

"There's goin' t' be a fight. There's aaalllways a fight."

"I can hold my own; in the army I was boxing champion of the whole battalion."

"There'll be sex afterward. Wild Shetland sex."

"I haven't seen anyone in three months; I'm looking forward to a little female companionship."

"Well, all right then. It's settled."

"It's settled. What should I wear?"

"Just come as ye are--it's only goin' t' be you and me."

05-21-2007, 04:56 PM	#1278
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	An American purchases and moves into a very remote farmhouse in the Shetland Islands. One, two, three months go by and he sees no one. Finally, there's a knock on the door. When the American answers it, he sees a wild-looking bear of a man practically filling the door frame, rough wool sweater, rough full beard and a rough accent. "I'm here to invite ye t' a paaarty." "Well! That's very nice of you, I'd love to come to a party." "But I have to warn ye, it'll be a wild Shetland paarty. There will be wild Shetland dancing." "I'm light on my feet; when I was in college I enjoyed going to all the dances." "There's goin' t' be a fight. There's aaalllways a fight." "I can hold my own; in the army I was boxing champion of the whole battalion." "There'll be sex afterward. Wild Shetland sex." "I haven't seen anyone in three months; I'm looking forward to a little female companionship." "Well, all right then. It's settled." "It's settled. What should I wear?" "Just come as ye are--it's only goin' t' be you and me." __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.