One of my favorite knock-knock jokes:
A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Interrupting cow.
B: Interrupting cow wh-
A: Moo!
It's funnier in person though. :p
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Kitten: I made you a cookie . . . but I eated it.
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