OK I gave it over a month. And still. I can't beat this on my own and need to resign to a higher power to get me through this.
[steps up to the mic] thump thump - This thing ON? --shrill feedback--
"I'm Beestie and I STILL cannot read title of this thread and NOT hear Jerry Seinfeld saying it."
There, I feel better now. And now, I bet, I'm going to have LOTs of company.