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Well, today I haven't been there yet, since it's only mid afternoon.
Last night, though ...
Saw four nuts, three families with roaming nuts, and took a couple dozen phone calls. Argued with one insurance company over why we should get paid for keeping a nut, searched through some seriously nasty homeless crack whore's property, had a mother scream at me for about 15 minutes as she refused to come inside and talk to me like a civilized person, drank 24 oz coffee, ate one oriental chicken salad in a wonderful crispy bowl and smoked about half a pack of cigarettes. Made one joke that made coworkers uncomortable (about people making me do things that they will regret) and used several puns that I am too embarassed to mention regarding a crazy woman who happened to be wearing a wig, so you can figure those out on your own, recognized that the African tribeswoman with AK and ipod IOTD would likely be misinterpreted by black female American doctor (the black male African doctor would probably be amused, since he's from a more cosmopolitan part of the continent) chose not to make it the wallpaper on boss' computer, found out that the taste of Welch's Grape Soda has not changed, had a minor freakout regarding no staples in the stapler on top of the copier, and no box of staples nearby where and when I needed them, admitted that I have to keep focus on the small and stupid crap over which I have some measure of control because if I focus on the big stuff, I'll probably totally lose it, drove home in a massive rainstorm but got to see lots of lightning, which makes things okay. I like lightning.
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