1. It's really just a plain ol' calendar from my mom's place of business (a wholesale supplier of HVAC equipment).
2. The wrapping is heavily damaged (smoke). The calendar itself appears water and smoke-damaged on the sides and on the upper portion. The rest of it has little spots of water-damage here and there, but truth be told, it's still relatively usable.
Here's part of the wrapping (address blocked out):
No one will probably ever see it except for Rho and I...we don't get visitors in these parts.