So, you leave two unanswered questions ...
1. what was the theme of the calendar your mom sent you? Puppies? Kitties? Hooters Waitresses?
2. what was the actual extent of the damage to said calendar ... it might be amusing to have the tattered remains hanging off a hook in the kitchen so that all who enter chez sycamore may wonder at the soot-laden, water logged art display ...
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