Drug War? We don't need no Steenkeen Drug War
Stop the War on Drugs (and all the people who die in that ridiculous and never-ending battle) legalize 'em and Regulate and Tax 'em out of existence.
Smoking everywhere, just like when I was a kid.
Everyone should be allowed to smoke a big smelly cigar and have a Martini (3:1, very dirty, 7 olives, please) at their favorite bar. Or Denny's.
Golf should be a legally protected reason to take 6 weeks off. Just like pregnancy.
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